Specialist Maths: Fun times with Yark!!!!
This year's worth of maths with Mr Parkinson(Parkinson...Yarkinson...Yark/Yarkman/The Yark etc.) truly was "special". As you can see below, this incredible guy gives back as much crap as he gets. Lucky, since he sure does get a lot!
These are the quotes that made the year for us.
In good humour as always, cos nothing in Spec is serious anyway! :)
Methods
Mr Goudie's always has chuckle in Math's Methods. We love you Gouds! Here's a few interesting pieces of wisdom that have come out of this class:
- Adam: Goudie's a ... (yeah we all know what he said!)
- Tates: Goudie's come back from his Swedish adventure
- "Where's your Missus, Eason?" Eason: If I knew don't you think I'd be there?
- Tates: I want to rub Keith's bald head against my chest
- Tates: He (Mr Parkinson) wants me
- Mr P: Keith, stop thinking about your stomach
- Tates: Do you know my mother? She's just got out of jail !!!!!!
- Keith: Don't say that, or I will get up and crush with you with my immense body
- Tates: There are three things in life; drinking, sex and footy!
- Mr P: I've already told someone off this morning for being belligerent
- Mr P: Bloody rough alright...(Simon's CAT 1)
- Tates: You (Mr. P) big sexual man
- Keith: Was it on SBS? I might have seen it!
- Adam: I wish I had the time and money to be an alcoholic
- Mr P: Perverts Anonymous over there..(Simon and Keith)
- Keith: I'm not a pervert
- Mr P: That's a dick-head answer..(Damien)
- Adam: They're shagging, Mr. Parkinson (Twig and Schwab)
- Keith: You look older than my Grandfather (Mr. P)
- Tates: You're a disgusting pervert, you're going to rape someone..(Keith)
- Adam: I'm going to tell Keith that, and he's going to sit on you (Mr. P)
- Mr P: Slack little morons they are
- Adam: I might as well go scratch myself in the corner
- Adam: You tick me off (Mr. P)
- Mr P: You are a nuckle dragger! (Simon, four weeks before Exams, but that's an edited version of what he really had to say!))
- Tates: I'll beat you Yark, you're weak as piss! (Mr. P)
- Mr P: I can hear the violins going Simon!