Simon's Bum
By popular demand, Simon's ass is here!
This arse is about as famous as they come. Over the years, it has been there to brighten up those dull moments that we've often encountered. It has encounterd such tough competition as Tim Gubbins' frequently bared arse, but there has never been a true challenger.
Simon Pitaro's arse goes down in history. Images of those white bum cheeks will be forever present in Mr Parkinson's mind, after that fateful day in Specialist Maths. As a result, Mr Parkinson may never truly recover from this accident, knowing that there was something he could have done to prevent it. It was his fault that seven innocent people were permanently maimed by the exposure. It is a chilling memory that he must carry with him for the rest of his life.
Federal bumification laws prevent us from displaying the "real deal", but there are several copys of this photo floating round Ararat's "Black Market", rumored to be bringing exorbitant prices.
Instead though, you may view an artist's impression of THE BUM: